Monday, April 23, 2007
Vitamin Water has a new flavor called XXX (named for its 'triple antioxidant' formula). What I find funny is the label which reads, "c'mon get your mind out of the gutter, we only named this drink XXX because it has the power of triple antioxidants to help keep you healthy and fight free radicals. So in case you're wondering this does not cost $1.99/minute or contain explicit adult content or anything considered 'uncensored'. It has not 'gone wild!!!' during spring break nor will clips of it be passed around the internet like a certain hotel heiress. And it has never been seen live or nude, but it is definitely au naturale."
You know it's bad when beverage companies start dissing you on their product labels.